Effects a gradual but most certain sensation of the Collywobbles. Corrects and relieves all symptoms of Comfort, Confidence and Contentment. Most useful in countering cases of Unbearable Smugness. Peculiarly unpleasant to taste, not suitable for those with heart conditions.

Contains boiled sweets and “The Collywobbles” by Nick Hornby, a specially commissioned short story exclusive to Hoxton Street Monster Supplies

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